I really feel for this little crow dude. It’s a hot day in Vancouver at the park and he just wants to chow down on a slice of pizza but he struggles to get the box open. His persistence is painful as he jumps on top of the box and pecks it, pulls it from side to side and stomps around it in frustration.
After many failed attempts the funny crow manages to open the box and peer in to find nothing but a measly scrap of pizza. Poor little dude! He doesn’t stick about though; after grabbing the crust, he takes flight and leaves the hateful pizza box behind him. You go crow!
Crows are actually one of the most intelligent animals out there but as with all species, there are exceptions. Maybe this guy fell out of his nest as a chick and landed on his head! I am glad he got a cheesy pizza treat in the end though. it looks like he deserved it!
An old and outdated meme, but somehow more relevant than ever
Williamsburg, Brooklyn. The home of the hipster and genesis of things that are cool before they are cool. A place called Vinnie’s has invented the stupidest pizza topping in history. We have reached the end of pizza toppings now, there’s no further to go. This is the ultimate pizza topping; the pizza topping to end all pizza toppings. it’s pizza. Yup, pizza as a topping on pizza.
Just look at this thing! They call it the “mini-Vinnie”. Is the flavor of a slice of pizza altered in any way by the addition of a smaller slice of pizza on top? This is the height of absurdity and I want one immediately!
Well if hipsters think this is cool now then no doubt it will be all the rage tomorrow and the hipsters will stop liking it or deny they ever ate a pizza with a pizza topping in the first place.
What kind of person would use a hookup app to dupe gullible bozos into buying them pizzas? You’d have to be a really despicable, amoral, pizza hound to behave like that. Oh wait, you want to know how to do it? Ah well….
So a woman from Chicago named “Kate” decided one night, when she had a craving for cheesy food, to make use of Tinder instead of her Domino’s app. All she did was swipe right and ask for pizza, essentially throwing the hook and line out (with a little bait if you know what I mean).
People on the internet found out and have gone crazy so this Kate chick gone done an interview to set the record straight.
The funniest part to me is that articles were saying it was a trend; but it really was just me and my girlfriend, so I kind of felt like I trolled the Internet,” she told them. “I don’t feel like a celebrity, but I do enjoy reading the funny articles about it. I am still wondering which Facebook friend [took a screenshot of] my posts and wrote the first article, which was on Bro Bible. I got a good laugh out of that one.”
The devious little pizza hoe protected her identity by having the men order pizzas to her local Starbucks where she waddled off to collect them. In her interview she left some useless but perhaps sage advice to the men of Tinder:
The pizza makers of Naples are fighting back against multinational burger chain McDonald’s after the latter released a television advertisement which implied that children prefer Happy Meals to pizzas. In the commercial, a little boy at an Italian restaurant with his family is examining the menu. The waiter asks him what he would like and he responds “a Happy Meal!”
Italians are very proud of their national cuisine and take any attacks like this very seriously. The outraged pizza makers of Naples clubbed together to create the following video in retaliation.
In this video, the tables are turned and a little Italian boy wrinkles his nose in disgust at the unappetizing Happy Meal on the counter. “I want pizza” he says to his pappy. I sympathize with the young lad.
Now the True Neapolitan Pizza Association has threatened to take legal action against McDonald’s for the “blasphemous” implication that Italian kids prefer burgers to Italy’s world famous pizzas.
“We’ve had enough of them making money at the expense of children’s health,” said Massimo Di Porzio, the association’s vice president.
“Our legal team is looking at the possibility of legal action to put an end to this shameful attack on a symbol of the Mediterranean diet.”
But McDonald’s defended themselves saying the commercial wasn’t criticizing pizza, which it called an “institution” in Italy, and insisted that “even the pizza chefs of Naples have probably bought their children to us at least once”.
That might be true, but only as a last resort! When it comes to McDonalds vs pizza, I’d take a fresh pizza over some crummy hamburger any day!
Last year, a guy named Dan Janssen made international headlines after he revealed that he has survived on a diet of nothing but pizza for the last 25 years. He also eats cereal for breakfast, but just pizza for lunch and supper.
This video shows Dan in his hometown of Ellicott City, Maryland and Baltimore and discovers where the self-proclaimed “King of Pizza” finds the perfect slice(s). It is a miracle that this guy isn’t dead or fat. Doctors have even given him a (fairly) clean bill of health, except that he has diabetes! Dan shrugs it off, saying “We’re all gonna die. I’m gonna die with pizza in my stomach.”
Watch this video to learn about the guy who ate pizza for 25 years.
Pope Francis is a busy man. Too busy and too famous even for pizza! As the leader of 1.2 billion Catholics, he recently told a Mexican TV station that he misses being able to go out for pizza. He said the last time he went out for pizza was before he became pope! Poor papa!
Some sympathetic Italians at Don Ernesto’s pizzeria in Via Partenope, Naples, were determined to make a pizza for the Pope. Christianity is about giving is it not? When they heard he was coming to their town, they started making a special pizza fit for a pontiff.
You can see pizza maker Enzo Cacialli handing the pizza to the pope in the video below. The Argentinian pope is of Italian ancestry, so his love for pizza must be genetic! They should have arranged the toppings in the shape of the Virgin Mary, or at least added a pepperoni crucifix! Or maybe not, that might be blasphemous.
Do you want half price Domino’s pizza? Duh! Of course you do! Well the good news is that you’ve got until this Sunday, March 22 to get your paws on a whole pizza for just half the price. You can order any menu-priced pizza for Domino’s and get 50% off so long as you order online at Dominos.com, or if you use the Domino’s app.
To celebrate college basketball’s March Madness now underway, Domino’s is offering 50% off all pizzas. The promotion is clearly intended to get you to download the Domino’s app or check out their website, as you can’t make get a half price pizza over the phone. These kinds of deals usually work pretty well at getting customers involved in apps and other sales platforms. Sneaky pizza peeps! Once you got that app on your phone, you won’t be able to stop ordering pizzas!
Who cares why they do it anyway? The point is you can get half price Domino’s pizza all week! Woohoo!
Domino’s Pizza company wants to be everywhere right now; on your phone, on your iPad and now in your watch too. There will never be a time when you cannot easily order pizza.
You can now order Domino’s via a smart watch app for Pebble and Android Wear smart watch users. The Domino’s Smart Watch App allows you to place and track a pizza order. You have to create a Pizza Profile first and save an EasyOrder or it won’t work on your watch.
Kevin Vasconi, Domino’s Pizza chief information officer, said: “Pairing Domino’s with smartwatch technology couldn’t be more of a natural fit.
“We are constantly looking for ways to use technology to enhance our customers’ experience and provide them with more convenience.”
Is this a breakthrough in pizza technology? Does this actually provide any benefts? I mean you might as well just call them. On the other hand, having a James Bond style pizza watch is cool. I guess the next thing they’ll do is just implant a chip in your brain that delivers pizza as soon as you start thinking about it. Digital marketing inside your head. Now that would be cool! Terrifying but cool.
Have you ever written a check which you knew would bounce? You have?! What’s wrong with? Y’all need Jesus! Well there was one Redditor who did just that, but he got himself a conscience.
13 years after he took a criminal move and deliberately paid for his pizza with a check he knew they couldn’t cash, he wrote a letter of apology and paid them the money with interest. In the letter, the atonement seeking customer, who admitted to being “incredibly ashamed and embarrassed” wrote:
“I was going through a tough time financially and was at the end of my rope.”
“I had a hungry child at home, so I wrote a check that I knew would not be honored by my bank. I’m not making excuses for my behavior, just applying context.”
The letter has gone viral with internet users loving this display of reformed behavior and appeal to the virtues of honesty, justice and redemption. The guy who owns the pizza shop was equally impressed. He posted on Reddit:
“The guy didn’t have to do anything, this is a big showing of his character. To include interest was really generous.
“I probably forgot about him when I wrote the check off as a loss and never gave him another thought. This poor dude has been dwelling on this for over a decade.
“If I find out who he is I’m going to have a beer with him. I’m buying.”
Looks like even in this age of decline and moral degeneracy, there is still hope for humanity.