Chicken crust pizza
Domino’s specialty chicken crust pizza is literally just bits of breaded chicken with melted cheese and toppings on top. When is a pizza not a pizza? I mean, calling it a chicken crust pizza is a bit of a tall order. If pizza is just dough with cheese and tomatoes on it, then substituting any of those key ingredients means it ceases to be a pizza, right? if i put melted cheese on my head, it doesn’t make me a human crust pizza.
Domino’s chicken crust pizza was launched this week and has got the blogosphere (hate that word) chattering away about it. This is the first new product Domino’s have launched since 2012, like they say in their ad, “If we gave up after every mistake, we wouldn’t come up with something new like our Specialty Chicken.” Never give up on your crazy dreams Domino’s.
I’d love to have been a fly on the wall at the product development meeting when they came up with idea. “OK guys, we’ve had stuffed crust, then burger crust and hot dog crust…what’s next?” A large fellow in the corner is sat eating a bucket of KFC, he wipes the slime from his maw as he looks up to see a sacred vision in the sky through the window. It’s colonel sanders being mounted by a living mass of cheese, bacon and BBQ sauce. The man slowly rises to his feet, eyes shimmering from emotion, he holds the quivering bucket aloft and screams “Eureka!”
Domino’s are trying to up sales after a recent slump. Fried chicken is getting more and more popular in the USA (especially boneless chicken). This might have something to do with changing demographics, I don’t know, I’m no anthropologist.
The press release says that Domino’s Specialty Chicken Crust Pizza replaces a dough-based crust with “12 bites of lightly breaded, 100% whole breast white meat chicken” which are covered in pizza toppings like sauces, cheeses, vegetables, and meat. The Chicken crust pizza comes in four launch flavors; Crispy Bacon & Tomato, Spicy Jalapeno-Pineapple, Classic Hot Buffalo, and Sweet BBQ Bacon.Watch this video of a strange man sampling them all.
A Kit Kat is a type of candy bar which is super popular in Europe and Asia. Made by nestle, they have recently released a bakeable version of the chocolate bars in Japan. See the video below for a demonstration of the Japanese baking candy which can be baked in a toaster oven. impatient Japanese candy lovers can also eat them raw, but they are meant to be enjoyed hot and toasted.
They’re a hit in Japan, and restaurants have even started putting them on pizzas! A restaurant called Napoli no Kama is selling the candy bar pizzas for 1,630 Yen each. How long before Domino’s pizza start selling candy bar pizzas in the US? I think a pizza with Reese’s pieces on it might look quite pretty. On the other hand, it might be totally gross! But then, Japanese people do have different tastes from Westerners; some of the Kit-Kat flavors available there include Cinnamon Cookie, European Cheese, Bean Cake and Wasabi. OK, a wasabi and chocolate Kit Kat pizza would make me puke.
Over in the UK, where the government intervenes at almost every level of life, they have decided to interfere with that most sacred and private matter for her majesty’s subjects; pizzas. The government in the UK thinks people are getting too fat and that pizzas are partly to blame ,so they are trying to convince pizza restaurants to make smaller pizzas with less toppings, but to charge the same amount as it will save them money.
They told pizza makers to reduce the width of pizzas by an inch, and to make thinner bases, thus saving money on dough as well as helping to making Britons thinner. Americans reading this will no doubt have spat their giant pizzas all over their computer screens in disgust. Conservative MP Sarah Wollaston, who is also a doctor and is on the health select committee, said the pizza reducing tips were ‘sensible advice’ because obesity is on the rise but she admitted the following:
“I can understand, however, why some object to the phrasing of the advice and that this should be done specifically to boost profits without customers’ knowledge.”
Italian restaurants were given the following advice:
“Healthier eating is becoming more and more important to customers. Follow these tips to ensure you stay ahead of the market and increase profits!… Cheese and meat can be expensive as well as high in fat and salt, so be sparing when adding these ingredients and be generous with vegetable toppings…Customers won’t notice if you add a tiny bit less and you will save money!”
It sounds like nonsense to me. People aren’t getting fat just because of eating out, they are eating bad food all the while. While restaurants might save money with low fat pizza, consumers are going to find it hard to swallow!
An Australian YouTuber has edited together his readings of genuine Domino’s complaints from the Australian Domino’s Facebook page and juxtaposed them with footage of starving people in the third world. This is intended to be humorous, but makes a rather glib and facile comment, implicitly implying that a complaint about food you have paid for is illegitimate in the light of the suffering of people on the other side of the planet. I certainly don’t agree with the adolescent political perspective that this kid adopts but he is good at doing funny Australian accents! Have a watch for yourself. My favorite one is the guy who complains that another users comment was deleted which claimed that Domino’s pizzas “taste like farts”. I wonder what Australian cuisine involves that a customer would be able to make such a comparison.
The main event at this year’s Oscars was not the fact that Leonardo DeCaprio still didn’t get an award. No, it was popular American lesbian television personality, Ellen DeGeneres and her pizza. The elfish blonde androgyne ordered pizzas and had the delivery guy wander around handing out slices of Oscars pizza to the world’s most over paid, attention seeking shiny people.
Check out the lady dressed in white leading the bewildered pizza man around like a pauper in a prince’s palace.
attention seeking lesbian dispenses fast food to millionaires
Hollywood big shots like Brad Pitt got a slice of the action, while Leo DeCaprio missed out again. What a loser.
Brad Pitt and pizzaless wife
So did some other people, I don’t have a clue who any of them are because Hollywood is boring and these people don’t matter to me. Its no wonder that Oscars pizza is the most talked about aspect of the awards this year. Pizza is interesting and relevant. People care about pizza.
who are these people? should I care?
We all love pizza right, but nobody is dumb enough to MAKE love to a pizza surely? Incorrect! a Twitter user known as LAD_VIGO, demanded a refund from Domino’s pizza after suffering a severe burn in a delicate area. That’s what happens if you try to have sex with pizza!
The hilarious twitter conversation has to be seen to be believed so I’ve included it here. Take a look at this bizarre demand for a refund! What has society come to?
the man who had sex with pizza
Valentine’s day pizza is kinda cheesy….
The perfect Romantic meal this Friday is a Valentine’s day pizza. The fastest way to a woman’s heart is with a heart shaped pizza, every Casanova knows this. It seems Pizza Hut know all about the value of Valentine’s day pizza too because they have started an OKcupid profile. OKcupid is an online dating site on which users add their vital statistics and answer questions about themselves before being matched with potential suitors.
Pizza Hut received over 10,000 marriage proposals on Twitter last year. What were they gonna use for a ring, an onion ring? The chaste pizza brand decided to make itself available through OKcupid as a promotional campaign. Pizza Hut’s profile says it has a PhD in “delicious” and a light and airy body type. Sounds like me,
The three most eligible suitors will be flown to Texas where they will compete for the heart of Pizza Hut. The winner gets $4,800 so you better enter before February 21st if you want a chance of winning. Normally you make valentine’s day pizza not make a pizza your Valentine!
The new Pizza Hut by the slice stores will look like this
In Brooklyn you buy pizza by the slice. Kids go out to grab a slice from a slicery, which is pre-cooked and reheated to order. This American way of serving pizza is popular with the youth, who like to spend less, and sometimes to eat less too. Domino’s has already been selling pizzas by the slice from newly designed stores in the USA.
Now we will see Pizza Hut by the slice too, to be sold at two new stores; one in York, Nebraska the other in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. Slices will be sold for between $2 and $3 and will be reheated in the special new ovens in about four minutes. The slices are made according to a new recipe like a traditional Brooklyn slice. The new stores will also have the old style ovens for cooking normal Pizza Hut pies too.
The new approach is a response to changing consumer behavior. Pizza Hut has already been focusing on carry-out stores rather than dine in restaurants recently. ‘We’re seeing the trends for quick and ready products,’ said Carrie Walsh, Pizza Hut’s chief marketing officer.
Variations of Pizza Hut by the slice will be tested throughout the year to see how consumers respond. The Nebraska store will be designed like a hipster slicery with exposed brick walls and industrial metal fittings.
Disgusting pizza printer
People with a spare £835 can just print their own 3D pizza slices at home though. The Foodini is a 3D printer which can create pizzas, pasta, cakes and burgers. You just load in the ingredients cartridges and the completed item is pumped out of the printing nozzles. First the dough, then the tomato and finally the cheese. You are then required to heat up your 3D printed pizza slice in the oven. Personally, I think that sounds revolting.
For the lols, topkek, animated image files of the world’s favorite cheesy junk food item. This is pizza gif central. A blog post with more pizza gif humor than you have ever before stumbled upon.
global fiddy pizza gif
Darth Vader uses the force pizza gif
kanye pizza rotation
Not sure what’s happening here.
John Schnatter of papa John’s pizza
The founder and chief executive of Papa John’s International, John Schnatter, has become the center of a great deal of controversy since he said that Obamacare would force him to cut workers’ hours. Papa John’s Obamacare showdown began when Schnatter said in an interview that he would cut his employee’s work hours to below the 30 hour limit that would force him to provide them with healthcare benefits.
He is not actually against healthcare for his employees though. On the day after Obama’s re-election he told students at Edison State College in Naples, Fla., that it is “good news” that “100% of the population is going to get health insurance. I’m cool with that” and that “we’ve always wanted 100% of our employees on health care.”
He is a charitable guy too, he and Papa John’s, America’s third largest pizza chain, have given more than $30 million in charitable contributions to the community. But the man and his company are being viciously attacked by America’s left wing media and Obama supporters. Some people have even called for a Boycott of Papa John’s pizzas. If you are still infected with Obamamania then you know who to choose when it comes to Domino’s pizza Vs Papa John’s.