What kind of person would use a hookup app to dupe gullible bozos into buying them pizzas? You’d have to be a really despicable, amoral, pizza hound to behave like that. Oh wait, you want to know how to do it? Ah well….
So a woman from Chicago named “Kate” decided one night, when she had a craving for cheesy food, to make use of Tinder instead of her Domino’s app. All she did was swipe right and ask for pizza, essentially throwing the hook and line out (with a little bait if you know what I mean).
People on the internet found out and have gone crazy so this Kate chick gone done an interview to set the record straight.
The funniest part to me is that articles were saying it was a trend; but it really was just me and my girlfriend, so I kind of felt like I trolled the Internet,” she told them. “I don’t feel like a celebrity, but I do enjoy reading the funny articles about it. I am still wondering which Facebook friend [took a screenshot of] my posts and wrote the first article, which was on Bro Bible. I got a good laugh out of that one.”
The devious little pizza hoe protected her identity by having the men order pizzas to her local Starbucks where she waddled off to collect them. In her interview she left some useless but perhaps sage advice to the men of Tinder:
“Don’t send d*ck pics. Send pizzas.”