The main event at this year’s Oscars was not the fact that Leonardo DeCaprio still didn’t get an award. No, it was popular American lesbian television personality, Ellen DeGeneres and her pizza. The elfish blonde androgyne ordered pizzas and had the delivery guy wander around handing out slices of Oscars pizza to the world’s most over paid, attention seeking shiny people.
Check out the lady dressed in white leading the bewildered pizza man around like a pauper in a prince’s palace.
attention seeking lesbian dispenses fast food to millionaires
Hollywood big shots like Brad Pitt got a slice of the action, while Leo DeCaprio missed out again. What a loser.
Brad Pitt and pizzaless wife
So did some other people, I don’t have a clue who any of them are because Hollywood is boring and these people don’t matter to me. Its no wonder that Oscars pizza is the most talked about aspect of the awards this year. Pizza is interesting and relevant. People care about pizza.
who are these people? should I care?
We all love pizza right, but nobody is dumb enough to MAKE love to a pizza surely? Incorrect! a Twitter user known as LAD_VIGO, demanded a refund from Domino’s pizza after suffering a severe burn in a delicate area. That’s what happens if you try to have sex with pizza!
The hilarious twitter conversation has to be seen to be believed so I’ve included it here. Take a look at this bizarre demand for a refund! What has society come to?
the man who had sex with pizza
Valentine’s day pizza is kinda cheesy….
The perfect Romantic meal this Friday is a Valentine’s day pizza. The fastest way to a woman’s heart is with a heart shaped pizza, every Casanova knows this. It seems Pizza Hut know all about the value of Valentine’s day pizza too because they have started an OKcupid profile. OKcupid is an online dating site on which users add their vital statistics and answer questions about themselves before being matched with potential suitors.
Pizza Hut received over 10,000 marriage proposals on Twitter last year. What were they gonna use for a ring, an onion ring? The chaste pizza brand decided to make itself available through OKcupid as a promotional campaign. Pizza Hut’s profile says it has a PhD in “delicious” and a light and airy body type. Sounds like me,
The three most eligible suitors will be flown to Texas where they will compete for the heart of Pizza Hut. The winner gets $4,800 so you better enter before February 21st if you want a chance of winning. Normally you make valentine’s day pizza not make a pizza your Valentine!
The new Pizza Hut by the slice stores will look like this
In Brooklyn you buy pizza by the slice. Kids go out to grab a slice from a slicery, which is pre-cooked and reheated to order. This American way of serving pizza is popular with the youth, who like to spend less, and sometimes to eat less too. Domino’s has already been selling pizzas by the slice from newly designed stores in the USA.
Now we will see Pizza Hut by the slice too, to be sold at two new stores; one in York, Nebraska the other in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. Slices will be sold for between $2 and $3 and will be reheated in the special new ovens in about four minutes. The slices are made according to a new recipe like a traditional Brooklyn slice. The new stores will also have the old style ovens for cooking normal Pizza Hut pies too.
The new approach is a response to changing consumer behavior. Pizza Hut has already been focusing on carry-out stores rather than dine in restaurants recently. ‘We’re seeing the trends for quick and ready products,’ said Carrie Walsh, Pizza Hut’s chief marketing officer.
Variations of Pizza Hut by the slice will be tested throughout the year to see how consumers respond. The Nebraska store will be designed like a hipster slicery with exposed brick walls and industrial metal fittings.
Disgusting pizza printer
People with a spare £835 can just print their own 3D pizza slices at home though. The Foodini is a 3D printer which can create pizzas, pasta, cakes and burgers. You just load in the ingredients cartridges and the completed item is pumped out of the printing nozzles. First the dough, then the tomato and finally the cheese. You are then required to heat up your 3D printed pizza slice in the oven. Personally, I think that sounds revolting.
For the lols, topkek, animated image files of the world’s favorite cheesy junk food item. This is pizza gif central. A blog post with more pizza gif humor than you have ever before stumbled upon.
global fiddy pizza gif
Darth Vader uses the force pizza gif
kanye pizza rotation
Not sure what’s happening here.
John Schnatter of papa John’s pizza
The founder and chief executive of Papa John’s International, John Schnatter, has become the center of a great deal of controversy since he said that Obamacare would force him to cut workers’ hours. Papa John’s Obamacare showdown began when Schnatter said in an interview that he would cut his employee’s work hours to below the 30 hour limit that would force him to provide them with healthcare benefits.
He is not actually against healthcare for his employees though. On the day after Obama’s re-election he told students at Edison State College in Naples, Fla., that it is “good news” that “100% of the population is going to get health insurance. I’m cool with that” and that “we’ve always wanted 100% of our employees on health care.”
He is a charitable guy too, he and Papa John’s, America’s third largest pizza chain, have given more than $30 million in charitable contributions to the community. But the man and his company are being viciously attacked by America’s left wing media and Obama supporters. Some people have even called for a Boycott of Papa John’s pizzas. If you are still infected with Obamamania then you know who to choose when it comes to Domino’s pizza Vs Papa John’s.
win all this in the Domino’s Xmas deal
Getting into the festive spirit and looking for Dominos Christmas deals for holiday pizzas? Good idea! Over in the UK, Dominos Christmas spirit is evident from their charitable actions and promotions. In the seaside town of Skegness, Domino’s staff gave a load of free pizzas to the local coast guard.
“Domino’s staff decided they wanted to give back to the lifeguards whose tireless efforts keep the coast safe for locals and holiday makers alike,” said a spokesperson for Fantasy Island.
“Domino’s staff hope the crew enjoyed the pizzas and have taken notes on their favourites toppings for next time,”
Elsewhere in the UK, pizza lovers can enter the Dominos Christmas competition. If you can answer the following question, when did Dominick’s pizza change its name to Domino’s pizza? If you know then you could win tickets for a Harry Potter studio tour and an iPad mini as well as some Xmas jumpers, fairy lights and candy canes. How festive and generous!
Check the Domino’s website to see if there are any special Dominos Christmas deals unique to your local area and have a very Merry Christmas!
Pizza lovers who share a deep admiration for pizza can become mortal enemies when they disagree on whether Domino’s or Pizza Hut is better. The two pizza giants recognize the dilemma that pizza consumers face and so they face off in fierce competition. Now Domino’s has attacked its rival by questioning the existential value of Pizza Hut’s midweek deals.
A new Domino’s advertisement refers to recent commercials from Pizza Hut which say, “Make your weekday feel like a weekend with Pizza Hut’s Early Week Deal.” Domino’s respond with “We could tell you that carrying out Domino’s on a Monday will bring out the weekend you,” but that promising a weekend feeling from its midweek pizza “would be a lie,” adding: “The truth is, pizza alone won’t make your weeknight special. It’s what you do with it that will.”
It’s hard to choose between Domino’s or Pizza Hut for a midweek deal based on value alone because both charge $7.99 for a large pizza. It all comes down to whether you prefer Domino’s or Pizza Hut pizzas really. Or maybe the humorous commercial from Domino’s will convince you to go for them. The implication is that people who are really good at making their own fun get their pizzas at Domino’s, which is kind of more absurd than saying pizza will make you feel happy during the week. It’s a bit sneaky and dishonorable of Domino’s to attack their competitors through advertising but will this improve their sales? That’s down to the pizza eating public to decide.
Loves immigrant labour: Lance Batchelor of Domino’s pizza
Immigration in the UK is a hot political topic and is set to be a key factor at the next elections in 2015. The BBC conducted a poll in November which revealed that a whopping 89% of British people did not think immigration was good for Britain. But Lance Bachelor, the big cheese at Domino’s pizza UK, has gone against popular opinion and publicly called for more immigrants in the UK.
He welcomes the new wave of migrants that are set to arrive there from Bulgaria and Romania next year and wants the government to get more unskilled workers into the country so they can work at Domino’s pizza.
Mr Batchelor said Domino’s pizza employs 25,000 people in the UK and opens 45 new branches a year– creating 2,500 jobs (not subtracting those jobs lost at local restaurants as a result of Domino’s pizza’s expansion)
“Every branch in London is currently operating at less than full capacity because of the problem securing labour. In London it’s particularly difficult to get drivers and people to work in production.”
“There are a huge number of jobs at the bottom end of the service industry, and not enough people in the UK who want to work for them.”
Traditionally, UK immigration has been driven by a demand for cheap labour for the kind of jobs which business owners claim the natives aren’t interested in doing. The government is currently more keen on granting UK Visas to highly skilled or educated immigrants, but these sorts of migrants are no more likely to work at Domino’s pizza than any British person. Someone’s got to deliver those pizzas though!
Domino’s half price pizza deal
Domino’s pizza is celebrating Global Domino’s Week by offering half price pizzas. Pizza lovers around the world can get half price pizzas from Domino’s as part of this week long promotion. 42 countries are participating in the third annual Global Domino’s week. In the first global Domino’s event in 2011, only 19 countries participated. Domino’s are promoting their half price pizza deal via Facebook pages,
“Expanding our third annual global event from Global Domino’s Day to Global Domino’s Week is an exciting opportunity for us,” said Russell Weiner, Domino’s Pizza chief marketing officer. “I am glad we can bring all Domino’s fans together to celebrate the brand around the world with this fantastic offer.”
As well as getting half price pizzas, customers who visit their country’s Domino’s pizza page can “swap faces” with other Domino’s team members and customers around the world, using photos from their Facebook profiles.
“Domino’s is proud of our global presence, and we’re thrilled to spend this whole week celebrating it with Domino’s fans from around the world,” Weiner said.